me, three times
you're with a girl who has a nice booty, she says she wants you to put it in her butt. you say....
I say I hope my alarm wakes me up before i jizz the bed because i must be dreaming
but yeah if we were in the bizzaro world where this situation was real: while i have no interest in anal if my girl wanted it id do it for her because im a gentleman and a generous lover
ssspacemannn replied to your post: prediction: Tanner’s first album after he becomes…
did it get a chuckle at least? as soon as i hit send, i hated that joke. i think i hate it now lol
yes it did
did you not read my reply?
uncleblazersfunfacts replied to your post: prediction: Tanner’s first album after he becomes…
It should be a grainy photo of him passed out in a puddle of an unknown substance
prediction: Tanner’s first album after he becomes well known will be called “America’s Sweetheart” and the cover will be him doing something disturbing and offensive
ssspacemannn replied to your post: i only need 2 more classes to graduate a directed…
does that mean it’s time to start writing our pilot?
do you think it's safe to tell my horrible jokes yet, i can hardly hold my tongue
oh please do.
literally the first thing i said about it when i heard about the bombing was “Boston marathon ends in a bang!”
i found a little notebook i had in high school, and i had written jokes in it (?) i don't remember writing them, but it's my handwritting and one is about a time i walked in on a homeless guy taking a shit in a wendy's. the homeless guy jumped up, screamed like a 12 year old girl, and now i'm reliving horrible memories i suppressed
so i got that goin for me which is nice
“… to dan - my brain, which i want pickled, labeled, and displayed either in the home, or the workplace”youre a genius. If you ever die I want you to arrange it in your will that I get your brain
I accidentally clicked ‘unfollow’ on Tanner’s blog and it felt like my heart just got stuck with a pin
ssspacemannn replied to your post: I think you are very good looking as you are right…
i was just singing that song
if i go on stage, you'll go on stage.. that was the deal, right?
oh god. oh god oh god oh god
areyou coming to boston?
My Tumblr Crushes:
- ssspacemannn (7%)
- praisebunda (6%)
- sonofbigbootymom (4%)
- fuckyeahbubblebutts (4%)
- rearmeat (4%)
- yogiknows (4%)
- carolinamonstr (3%)
- asuperfluousman (3%)
- thickass (3%)
Congrats to Tanner for still holding strong at number 1, and congrats to Tony for being the only white guy on the list.
