you can’t take my mom anywhere she will start snappin pics like she’s never been in a restaurant before
also my brother got a half-rack of ribs, steak tips, ziti, rice, salad, my salad, and a brownie sunday
and he snapchatted all of it because he’s a 14 year old girl
"No, really. Supercuts. $1,500? Actually only $15.95, if you can believe that. Really I’m not joking. Salon-caliber? Well if you say so."
latest hair picture from a few days ago at the beach
should i cut my hair i think it looks stupid but people keep telling me it looks even worse if i buzz it
(ignore my muscles it was impossible to get them out of frame completely)
found this on the memory card from my mom’s new camera. Deleted it and put the card back. I fucking hate when she takes pictures of me without my knowledge.
but hey look at my hair. it’s different than it usually looks
I’ve already given up on today
i actually like this picture of me. partially because I’m tan but mostly because I’m talking in it
great shirt… or greatest shirt?
going through old pictures I found this one from 2010 of me and my freshly shaven chest channeling Alex
sitting in front of the cottage (mom is taking pictures of us)
i notice mom is taking pictures of us
A picture of me explaining that I don’t want a picture taken of me
oh btw greetings from the future
you should all go buy as much stock in Napster as you can. Trust me.
@dudeist, I tried. It’s been two weeks.
but, as I told you over and over again, I cannot grow anything resembling a human male beard