I’ve already given up on today
going through old pictures I found this one from 2010 of me and my freshly shaven chest channeling Alex
sitting in front of the cottage (mom is taking pictures of us)
i notice mom is taking pictures of us
oh btw greetings from the future
you should all go buy as much stock in Napster as you can. Trust me.
@dudeist, I tried. It’s been two weeks.
but, as I told you over and over again, I cannot grow anything resembling a human male beard
for some reason i felt the need to bring the dog to the table earlier while my brother was eating american chop suey so he could have some
he enjoyed it
my mom, not so much
bonus: you can see the haircut i gave myself
me listening to my entire polisci class patting themselves on the back about how great they all are for voting and how wonderful america is because we are able to have a “peaceful change” of leaders without “blood in the streets”