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Chris Rock's older albums and videos man. Funniest shit

And now he’s gone completely co-opted and is giving press conferences saying the president is the country’s boss-dad whom we must obey

Ricky really did keep clashing with EVERYBODY on almost everything

its still one of the biggest regrets of my life that I was not there to see that

its still one of the biggest regrets of my life that I was not there to see that

I would have just DIED

I would have just DIED

God,

I wish I could find my 3rd grade ‘Black History Month’ project poster board.

I did it on Chris Rock

The Genius of Cosby, that he has over all comedians— the reason comedy doesn’t get the respect that drama does is ‘cause comedy rots. It just does. Over periods of time, they don’t tend to hold up. ‘Cause a lot of things are predicated on a reference point. None of Bill Cosby’s material is predicated on a reference point. Every joke is so fuckin’ good, that it withstands the reference. And, almost all of them would work today. And you can’t say that about any other comedian.
Chris Rock, on Bill Cosby
14 year old me reading this in the school library to laugh and take my mind off how much I looked like a fat lesbian.

14 year old me reading this in the school library to laugh and take my mind off how much I looked like a fat lesbian.

Chris Rock: Can White People say ‘Nigga’

literally me

literally me

 some of these 90’s SNL seasons are wall to wall shit 

and yet Chris Rock is hilarious in every fucking sketch he appears in

“The only 15 minute show on TV! Why? Because The Man would never give a brotha like me a whole half-hour. The Man will give Pat Sajak, Joan Rivers and Rick Dees an hour, but a brotha like me? No way! I think we all know who The Man is. I’m talking about the same man who calls all his bad children “The Black Sheep”. I’m talking about the same man that made the black jellybean the worst tasting candy on earth!”

“The only 15 minute show on TV! Why? Because The Man would never give a brotha like me a whole half-hour. The Man will give Pat Sajak, Joan Rivers and Rick Dees an hour, but a brotha like me? No way! I think we all know who The Man is. I’m talking about the same man who calls all his bad children “The Black Sheep”. I’m talking about the same man that made the black jellybean the worst tasting candy on earth!”

So yeah… I got paid again. Countdown to when I’ll be broke begins now

So yeah… I got paid again. Countdown to when I’ll be broke begins now