|—||Richard Cooper- I Think I Love My Wife|
You don’t pay taxes — they take taxes. — Chris Rock
I think taxes are the reason there’s so much crime. — Chris Rock
|—||Chris Rock on Comedians|
Imagine being a cop and pulling over some assholes in a porsche for speeding
and then you find out they’re Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld?
What are the chances of them actually getting a ticket? In New York City?
It has to be effectively zero, right?
That cop would just want autographs and a picture.
On this episode of Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Seinfeld has Chris Rock tag along with another normal day in the life of ultra successful comedians having coffee, driving around in a Lamborghini, and talking comedy.
Oh yeah, they get pulled over for speeding and Jerry isn’t worried in the slightest. Give it a watch at the link.
you have no idea how much Chris Rock’s choice and/or options of movie roles angers me
Yet again I wish I was in charge of movies so I could be making sure Chris Rock is only in roles he should be in
Although I’ve noticed this problem with many comedians who only care about the quality/integrity of their standup so when it comes to TV/Movie roles they don’t give a shit and they’ll do whatever just for the check
Chris Rock and Norm Macdonald are the ones for whom this most bothers me though
Bigger and Blacker