You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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You don’t pay taxes — they take taxes. — Chris Rock
I think taxes are the reason there’s so much crime. — Chris Rock
I had a ‘Make-A-Wish” kid, this like 15 year old kid, dying of cancer. And I snuck him the Pam Anderson sex tape. In between all the other crap. He’s dead now, but… He lived a little more.
The ability to talk to a lot of people is freakish. It’s more freakish than being able to run fast, to dunk a basketball, any of those other things, it’s freakish… If you walked in one day, and you went to your kids school, and there were 500 kids listening to your kid, you’d think your kid was the devil or something.