Stuff I think is Cool

"honey"

"dearest"

"sweetie"

all excellent ways to address someone you’re essentially about to call a fucking idiot

actually scratch that, 

black bush all time fave president

my favorite president was jack nicholson in mars attacks if we’re being real

shortshortsobsession:

@aylen25 Not a Niners fan but…

shortshortsobsession:

@aylen25 Not a Niners fan but…

twampsacshawty:

😭😭😭😭

twampsacshawty:

😭😭😭😭

luchasuzuki:

eltigrechico:

dudeistlibertarian:

eltigrechico:

dudeistlibertarian:

eltigrechico:

i hate buying jeans

jeans seem to be made with a person in mind whose thighs are the diameter of calves and whose ass is concave and maybe their junk is 100% retractable 

I never wear jeans. Look into a good pair of dockers so you don’t crush your junk when you try to sit.

i just wear sweats 90% of the time for real

You know my grandfather never wore jeans so from a young age I was always in suspenders and slacks. Jeans just are not comfortable. And you got to watch out that people don’t try to sell you ripped pairs.

I think that’s what it is. Jeans really just aren’t comfortable. Idk why we’ve all been pretending they are all this time.

I buy slim fit jeans (not regular cut). I hate dress pants more than anything, or at least the kind that don’t even match the stated leg length Also, what helps my junk is I wear those Marine PT shorts as underwear and they help a lot.

I hate regular cut, skinny, and boot leg jeans. None of these are good. 

See? Lucha has famously small genitals and even he reports some level of uncomfortability with jeans

this is market failure

dudeistlibertarian:

eltigrechico:

dudeistlibertarian:

eltigrechico:

i hate buying jeans

jeans seem to be made with a person in mind whose thighs are the diameter of calves and whose ass is concave and maybe their junk is 100% retractable 

I never wear jeans. Look into a good pair of dockers so you don’t crush your junk when you try to sit.

i just wear sweats 90% of the time for real

You know my grandfather never wore jeans so from a young age I was always in suspenders and slacks. Jeans just are not comfortable. And you got to watch out that people don’t try to sell you ripped pairs.

I think that’s what it is. Jeans really just aren’t comfortable. Idk why we’ve all been pretending they are all this time.

dudeistlibertarian:

eltigrechico:

i hate buying jeans

jeans seem to be made with a person in mind whose thighs are the diameter of calves and whose ass is concave and maybe their junk is 100% retractable 

I never wear jeans. Look into a good pair of dockers so you don’t crush your junk when you try to sit.

i just wear sweats 90% of the time for real

i hate buying jeans

jeans seem to be made with a person in mind whose thighs are the diameter of calves and whose ass is concave and maybe their junk is 100% retractable